Archive for July, 2008

Who’s going to admit they’ve cuiled themselves?!

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Posted by me today on http://slashdot.org/ in response to this Slashdot article about the launch of a new search engine, called “Cuil“. Reposted here for your convenience. [ed.]

*crickets*

OK, I will.

My website is http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/

I could find no search results pointing to my website on Cuil. Nor could I find any results indicating any websites out there in the series of tubes link to my site. Tried with quotes and without… Tried lopping off the path. Tried lopping off the protocol spec. Tried lopping off the “www” and the TLD. Nothing. All I got was a bunch of links to dating sites which have apparently scraped my profile from sites I’m actually on. WTF?

Long lost friends have found me by googling me.

I know my website has some visibility by googling myself.

Having cuiled myself, I’m left wondering whether my website is even up at all! …wait… there it is.

And how does one *pronounce* “cuil”, anyway?!

I tend to think it’s homonymous with “soil”

Vast Wasteland. Big Surprise.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Not surprising, actually. Almost 6 years ago I gave up watching regular television (broadcast, satellite and cable). There were several reasons for this, but the overwhelming reason was that what was on offer between the commercials was mostly crap. This is not a new revelation.

Since giving up television, I’ve been consistently amazed by the reactions of people, to whom I’ve revealed this fact. People are stunned.. floored. Often, the don’t know what to say. People are literally dumbstruck by the news. Yes, I don’t watch television. While it’s true that every once in a while something worth a damn comes up on television. Usually it’ll be available in DVD three to six months later. That’s good enough for me.

Just how bad is television? Well, it’s pretty bad. Back in the 50’s when television was still a novelty, there was concern about the squandered potential of television. In October, 1958, Edward R. Murrow observed, in a speech to the Radio and Television News Directors’ Association:

This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and it can even inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it is merely wires and lights in a box. There is a great and perhaps decisive battle to be fought against ignorance, intolerance and indifference. This weapon of television could be useful.

Stonewall Jackson, who knew something about the use of weapons, is reported to have said, “When war comes, you must draw the sword and throw away the scabbard.” The trouble with television is that it is rusting in the scabbard during a battle for survival.

I’m guessing Murrow never anticipated a Prime Time lineup like this! Here’s what’s on offer at the “Big 5″ broadcast networks for tonight (Wednesday, July 30, 2008):

ABC:

  • Wife Swap
  • Supernanny
  • Primetime: Crime

NBC:

  • America’s Got Talent
  • Baby Borrowers
  • Law & Order

CBS:

  • America’s Greatest Dog
  • Criminal Minds
  • SCI: NY

FOX:

  • So You Think You Can Dance
  • So You Think You Can Dance (Yes, a SECOND episode)
  • Local Programming

CW

  • America’s Next Top Model
  • Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious
  • Local Programming

Murrow’s “wires and lights in a box” might be a pleasant change. At least that’s benign. Really, what do we have here? Crime. Lots of crime. Crime, crime, crime. Did I mention crime? So, there’s crime. …and vacuous, pointless voyeurism, peppered with something that … looks…. like patriotic exceptionalism… sort of.

Wow.

This is the example we’re to follow? This is what we aspire to? This is how we see ourselves as a nation?

Check, please!

I just lost all respect for Chuck Norris

Friday, July 25th, 2008

This YouTube video depicts Chuck Norris (and his far too young, and creepily Stepfordy wife) telling us that The Bible (and I only capitalize from an English mechanics stand point [it's the title of a book] and not out of reverence or respect for the book itself) needs to be taught in public schools as history (laughable) and literature (I just blew coffee out my nose)

From the standpoint of historical accuracy, The Bible has been so eviscerated as to be essentially worthless at face value. It does serve as an artifact attesting to the methods ancient elites used to control the masses.

As far as being “literature” goes… please. No, really… please. Have you tried to read The Bible? I mean cover-to-cover, front to back… It’s positively unreadable. It’s like a bunch of dudes sat around a campfire one weekend, some eating peyote, some smoking pot, and some getting belligerently drunk… and they wrote a “story” directly from stream-of-cousciousness brainstorming, and decided not to edit it when they sobered up.

Bad move, Chuck… and I used to think you were cool!

Euthanasia… A Skewed View

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Remember Terri Schiavo? How about Karen Ann Quinlan? How about Baby K?

This “debate” on procon.org presents the “slippery slope” angle on euthanasia. The slippery slope argument generally goes something like this: If you allow “voluntary euthanasia”, then the government will use that allowance as a foot in the door to begin taking the lives of others without their consent.

Um… does anybody know about that thing… Oh, what’s it called?!… CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?!

Isn’t Capital Punishment simply de facto Involuntary Euthanasia? The government already has the power to end the life of a person without his or her consent. It is to be done in a way that is neither cruel, nor unusual, but it does deprive someone of his or her life.

And, don’t forget, we as pet owners have the right to euthanize our pets; that is, to mercifully end their suffering (or our own).

If you can back away from human exceptionalism for a second and look at life in general, you’ll see that we, all of us, kill. Either directly or by proxy, we all kill. Most of us kill plants by proxy with the aid of farmers, lumberjacks, groundskeepers and others. Some of us kill plants directly (ever heard of RoundUp?) If you eat, wear or use anything made from animal carcasses (other than carrion… and who does THAT?!), you’re killing animals, either yourself, or by proxy. As unpleasant a fact as it may be to face, we all kill humans, mostly by proxy (wars and capital punishment leap to mind), but the blood is already on our hands.

Lets face it: Life depends on death. Only the simplest organisms can survive without a supply of nutrients concentrated and modified by other living things (for a pedantic discussion of this, see Disney’s “The Lion King”.

Another unpleasant fact: Whether you believe in Evolution by Natural Selection or not, all you have to do is look around a little to realize that there is a tendency in nature (and among humans) for living things to reproduce more rapidly than their environment can directly support. Rabbits breed like rabbits, after all… and Catholics breed like… well… like rabbits. Rabbits and Catholics (and many other species, breeds, ethnic groups, religious groups and so on), if left to their devices, with no predators (or other mediating forces), eventually overtake the ability of their environment to support them. The good news (although you may have difficulty seeing it) for the rabbits is that there are foxes, coyotes and wolves to pick off the old and weak, and allow the healthy and strong (lest we forget quick) bunnies to go on and, well.. breed like rabbits. (An entertaining, if horrifying, study on this is Mike judge’s 2005 film Idiocracy.)

Human “compassion” (fueled in no small part by religion-induced “morality”) has turned the bulk of us into selfishly “compassionate” “moral” martyrs, emotionally thriving on the sympathy and admiration other like-minded wackos shower us with when we choose to keep a Schiavo or a Quinnlan or a Baby K “alive”. it’s really not all that different, in my estimation, from Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, but with an extra twist of delusional madness.

Of course, there’s also the Futile Medical Care issue.

..oh, and a little matter of Cruelty.

…and here’s the kicker: The bulk of the people fighting voluntary euthanasia seem to be doing so from a position of religious rectitude. Well…. The bulk of religions (at least those practiced by more than 8 individuals in this country) tell of a fabulous afterlife (for the “good ones”, anyway). Now, if your deity of choice landed in a sand trap in his/her attempt to call Terri Schiavo (to take a well know example… anyone in a similar condition would do) to heaven, rescussitating her and putting her on life support is like erecting a tall Plexiglas barrier around the sand trap, so the the deity’s ball can’t advance. This, of course, is interfering with god’s work, and denying the poor woman her greater reward.

Of course, I don’t belive in gods or heavens or hells or angels or devils or unicorns… so… the “greater reward” argument is just a use of the goddy-people’s argument to demolish it from within. Really, tho… I do it out of love.

Way to ride on my coat tails, Mr. Former Vice President Al Gore

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

You may remember this post I put up back in May, 2008… see, particularly, the last paragraph… well, now Al Gore has thrown down the gauntlet… I guess… and challenged the US to go green for its electrical power generation within 10 years. And he said it will probably cost between 1.5 and 3 trillion Dollars… which is in line with the estimates I’ve heard for the total cost of the invasion and occupation of Iraq, including healthcare for returning veterans and so on.

So, as much as I hate to pat myself on the back… This was my idea, Al, andf I think it’s only fiar to give credit where it’s due ;)

An open letter to eHarmony

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

[ A couple months ago, I turned off the "auto-renewal" on my eHarmony account. Yesterday I got a "please come back and give us another try" email. Not gonna do it. When I tried to email them directly (using an email address listed on their "we're sorry you'e leaving" page) about why I was quitting eHarmony, the email was rejected, and the rejection notice said, "At this time, we are no longer accepting e-mail inquiries that are submitted outside of our FAQ web form." Fine. Like everything else on eHarmony, telling them to get stuffed is time-consuming, painful and ultimately unrewarding. I decided that, instead of telling them to get stuffed, I'd tell all of you that I told them to get stuffed and they told me to piss off. I am pissed off, and here's why. -- ed.]

To whom it may concern,

I have had a handful of “first dates” with women I met on eHarmony, and have had no second dates. This is not because I’m a horrid individual, and it’s not because the people I’ve been introduced to are horrid. It’s because your “highly scientific, 30 dimensions of compatability” matching thingy is not suited to me, and has introduced me to people who don’t suit me.

My personality cannot be boiled down to two hundred or so multiple-choice (strongly agree => strongly disagree) answers to ostensibly simple (but actually complex) questions that require complex answers.

Your matching system makes no accommodation for people who don’t believe in spooky, invisible men who live in the clouds. I am an atheist, and I am not interested in meeting people with strong (or even weak) religious beliefs.

The long, arduous process required to simply greet someone in my own words is painful, and given my results, I see no value in devoting the time needed to send a simple email to someone on eHarmony.

The “security timeout” feature is immensely irritiating. If it takes me more than 10 minutes to write an email (not unlikely), when I go to send the email, I get bounced out, and all my careful writing and editing is lost.

…and when you couldn’t find me anyone *you* thought was compatible, you’d send me “matches” which were so far off base, I couldn’t help thinking they were drawn from a hat. Then, you encouraged me to expand my search radius and open my criteria… No. I set my search radius to what I wanted it to be. I don’t want to drive more than 30 miles. Period. Stop telling me I should be looking a hundred or more miles away for romance. If there’s no one within my desired radius who is compatible with me, fine. I can live with that. I’m not going to lower my standards or spend countless hours on the road just to feel wanted.

Oh, and, on the subject of children, I fall into a minority category. I have no children, and I don’t want children of my own. I would be open to dating the right woman if she had a couple kids, but that does add a measure of complexity to the compatability equation. You have no checkbox or radio button for that.

All in all, I found eHarmony to be an abominable experience cloaked in pretty colors and new-age lingo, which I would not wish on anyone.

I hope, for the benefit of your “millions of members”, that you can make it work better in the future.

As for me, at a hundred and eighty bucks for six months, I’ve had my fill. I have closed my account and will not be returning.

Sincerely,

Paul Tourville

Apple stuff “just works”, huh?

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

Seemingly taking a hint from Microsoft’s playbook, Apple, Inc seems to have botched the iPhone 2.0 launch so badly that the v1.0 iPhones felt the tremors.

The “it just works” mantra repeated so often by Apple fanboys and fangirls seems to have hit a snag.

Lest we forget that in 1997, Microsoft invested pretty significantly in Apple, when Apple was not exactly on top of its game. A hundred and fifty million dollars at around five and a half bucks a share means Microsoft bought around 27,000,000 shares. Based on current a market cap of $152B and a share price of $172, Apple has around 880,000,000 shares outstanding. If MS still holds the shares it bought in 1997, and given Apple’s June, 2000 2-for-1 split, that means MS owns a healthy 6% of Apple. Not a controlling interest, by any stretch, but certainly a potentially influential interest. I wonder if the push to increase “shareholder value” made the iPhone release a rush-job? Certainly Microsoft has been more interested in increasing “shareholder value” than in putting out quality products… remember the releases of WindowsXP, Windows Vista and Office 2007? All met with cold receptions initially, and each only really took off because “it was the only option”, when Microsoft discontinued availability and/or support for previous generations of those products.

I’m waiting for Apple to come out with the “iDontgetit”… a product to appeal to folks like me who aren’t swayed by slick GUIs or stark industrial design, but are more interested in raw power and functionality.

I think Obama just lost my vote

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

This story on NPR horrifies me. Barack Obama has said that he plans to hang on to Bush’s “Office of Faith-Based Initiatives” … and EXPAND IT! GADZOOKS!

FIRST AMENDMENT!!! HELLO!!!!!!

Federal Funds going to religious institutions, no matter why is badong!!!

…and he seemed so sensible!

*sigh*

Hey, John, stop banging on the podium!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

I’ve been listening to Sen. John McCain (R-Az.) and Sen. Barack Obama (D-Il.) speak in sound bites on NPR for months now. McCain can’t seem to stop striking the podium as he speaks, in approximate time to the stressed syllables in his speech.

Now, I understand John McCain is not a sound engineer (just for the record, neither am I [at least not professionally]) but even I know that you don’t hit the thing holding your microphone if you hope to record your voice without exraneous noise. McCain has been speaking into microphones for decades. I would have thought (and I’d be wrong, apparently) that by now, he’d have a handle on speaking into a mic.

While this is not reasonable justification for not voting for McCain, nor does it raise a “Vote for ME” flag.

Moved out, but not moved in yet.

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Well, I’m finally (nearly) free of the weight of the apartment. I still have to pay the lease buy-out. Still… I’m all moved out, which is a tremendous load off my mind.

Now, I’m trying to move into the house. My microwave is plugged in. That’s a plus. I still have just the tiny beer fridge. I can see the kitchen counters. Whee!

I got a sofa, love seat and a couple tables… so I’ve got that going for me. I still haven’t pinned down exactly what I’m going to do about the home theatre setup. I have to get a screen to hang from the ceiling, and work out where the projector and PC are going to go.

The studio is still a shell of its former self, although the major equipment is at least in the right room.

I’m not sleeping on the floor. I need to clean the floor-sanding dust out the closets so I can hang some clothes.

The servers are back in the kitchen (rather than in the basement, like I planned).

Oh, and the shower is still not working yet. Sponge baths in the basement next to the deep sink until I can get that figured out.

Still… It’s marginally livable. …plus, it’s paid-for, which is pretty awesome. And, best of all, the family upstairs with the kids that run and scream and cry 23 hours a day are still upstairs… back in West Warwick!