I just lost all respect for Chuck Norris

This YouTube video depicts Chuck Norris (and his far too young, and creepily Stepfordy wife) telling us that The Bible (and I only capitalize from an English mechanics stand point [it's the title of a book] and not out of reverence or respect for the book itself) needs to be taught in public schools as history (laughable) and literature (I just blew coffee out my nose)

From the standpoint of historical accuracy, The Bible has been so eviscerated as to be essentially worthless at face value. It does serve as an artifact attesting to the methods ancient elites used to control the masses.

As far as being “literature” goes… please. No, really… please. Have you tried to read The Bible? I mean cover-to-cover, front to back… It’s positively unreadable. It’s like a bunch of dudes sat around a campfire one weekend, some eating peyote, some smoking pot, and some getting belligerently drunk… and they wrote a “story” directly from stream-of-cousciousness brainstorming, and decided not to edit it when they sobered up.

Bad move, Chuck… and I used to think you were cool!

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