Being stalked by eHarmony
So I dumped eHarmony a few months ago. I tried letting them know how I felt by email, but they weren’t accepting emails… so I posted an open letter on my blog, back in July. Since then, I’ve been getting occasional emails, saying, “We’re sorry. You’re really awesome, and if you gave us another chance, you’d come to love us. Please come back!”
I’ve marked these emails a spam and ignored them.
Now, they’ve apparently taken my lack of interest as a sign of interest. I’m getting snail mail from them.
“Dr. Neil Clark Warren” sent me a “personal letter” telling me that eHarmony has improved, and they’re MUCH better at matching now. Oh, yes, they’ve certainly got it right, now! They’re so serious, in fact, that they’re willing to give me 50% off for three months. Whee!
OK, Neil… Clark?… Warren…? I’m only going to tell you this one more time. Stop writing me. Stop emailing me. I’m not interested. I’ve met someone through another site, and I’m quite happy. You never listened to me, and you treated me like a piece of meat. What you’re doing is called “stalking”. It’s not going to win me over. I don’t like you, and I’ll never like you. Leave me alone.