Tokyo Covered in Volcanic Ash. US Gets Drunk and Beats its Wife. Film at Eleven.
A volcano 90 miles Northwest of Tokyo erupted, spewing ash over the capital city.
In other news…
A dude got drunk and repeatedly stabbed his wife, which seems to support the idea that SuperBowl + Beer = BeatenWife It seems, tho, that there have been no thorough, well-funded studies of this phenomenon. And now a word from our sponsors.
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Now back to out top story: The Steelers won the Super Bowl.
yeesh.