Flood of New Kitsch!
Where to begin?!
OK… There’s the Nadya Suleman octuplets thing… You may recall I touched on it… well… To be honest, I’m fairly furious about the whole thing… So, I’ve decided to use my CafePress superpowers for the forces of reproductive restraint, and offer my Open Letter to Nady Suleman on T-Shirts. See below:

These groovy shirts display the full, angry text of my open letter, and they start at under $10.50!
Also new in the Ursus Pacificus department are the “blah, blah, blah” shirts. See for yourself:

…he said…
In the Dummyhead department, there’s a new section, called Dummyhead Team Gear. We all know what sports nuts the guys in Dummyhead are… well… now there are baseball jerseys and sweatshirts with the “baseball font” Dummyhead name on the front, and the band member’s name and “number” on the back, viz:

