….uuuuuhhhhh…….
OK, so I was catching up on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart… and he pulls out a jar of “Baconnaise”.
What the hell is Baconnaise? Well, this Wikipedia article doesn’t seem to know too much about it… but… apparently it’s bacon-flavored vegetarian mayonnaise.
Now, I like bacon… and I like mayonnaise… but… this… seems… uh… wrong.
Stewart tried… well.. “tried” is overstating it… he inadvertently allowed some Baconnaise LITE to touch his tongue… which resulted in almost a minute of spitting and swishing water around in his mouth. He then said, “I think my tongue just took a shit.”
Well, that’s all I need to know about Baconnaise!