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Jews move to Alabama. On purpose. Temple Emmanu-El in Dothan, AL offered Matthew and Michelle Reed $50,000 to relocate to its… What? Parish? Basically the Temple is offering a signing bonus. It worked well in Gaza and the West Bank… I’m sure it’ll work out well in Alabama.
Since they can’t properly punish the perpetrator of a successful suicide, they decide to really go after the accessories to the “crime”. Calling to mind a recent sermon at The Church of No, Thanks, there’s a brouhaha going on in Georgia over the suicide of John Celmer, which allegedly involved “The Final Exit Network”. TFEN apparently flies around the country helping out people who really have had enough of their miserable, pointless lives, and, for whatever reason, are unable to “finish the job” without some sort of assistance. On the other side of the debate is a group called “Not Dead Yet”, which claims those whoe assist suicides are “predatory” and that they “target certain types of people”… like the ones who wish they could end their suffering?
Apparently, someone got voted off of American Idol. I thought I’d put up a story with some… y’know… gravitas. Pointless horseshit.
Idiot guy who’s not getting any younger turns down obscene offer from moronic team. It seems that athletic contract negotiation is becoming a spectator sport in itself. How long will it be before we hear about athletes’ agents doing this kind of crap to the athletes they represent?