Archive for February, 2009

More Suleman craziness…

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Radar Online has a bunch of crazy Suleman stuff… and it’s not flattering.

They have an interview with the grandmother (who owns the home, and appears to be the primary caregiver for the pre-existing 6 children).

Jiminy Glick! Nadya Suleman is a lunatic!

…and it occurs to me that she can’t realistically transport all her children at once, by herself, without getting a commercial driver license, There are no “consumer-level” vehicles out there with 16 seats. She’s gotta get a short bus.

Heck, Even Taylor Negron’s getting in on the Nadya Suleman is a danger to herself and others brouhaha

This is good, because the humorous social commentators of America have been wandering around in a bewildered fog since Obama was sworn in.

Studio Re-Fit - progress

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Pics of the on-going refit

I (am 98% certain I) saw James Woods today

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Today, at around 9:30 AM at the Staples on the corner of Post Road and Airport Road in Warwick, RI, I (am 98% certain I) saw James Woods… He does have that rather distinctive voice and speech pattern… and according to this article, he’s at least been in the area recently… it’s plausible.

He was with someone else. I didn’t bother him… From an aisle away I muttered “Oooh… Piece of candy!” and left it at that.

Was it actually James Woods? Dunno… He went to Pilgrim High, which is right around the corner from my house… he might be visiting family or friends. I guess I’ll never know, unless he or his publicist read this, and comment on it.

I’m not holding my breath for it ;)

New Dummyhead Band Photo

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

For the first time in four years, commemorating the arrival of Rick “Burrito” Supreme (organ & keyboards… maroon shirt below) in the band, the guys got together for rehearsals and photos. Here’s one of the resulting photos:

Dummyhead 6-piece, Feb., 2009

Also, great news… There’s Dummyhead swag… for the first time, you can finally get your mitts on, and , and proudly display an official Dummyhead T-Shirt, Sweatshirt, or other kitsch at the Ursus Pacificus Kitsch Kave

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

8 People die in a tornado in Oklahoma. In a related story, water is wet and lead is heavy. Sure, it’s a shame that people died… but is it really news? A tornado in Oklahoma? C’mon… y’gotta try harder than that.


An inconclusive vote in Israel puts MidEast peace on hold. Of course, what you never hear in the US news media is that the mere existence of Israel doesn’t bode well for MidEast peace. That’s not to say that the Sunnis and the Shia and the Jews and the Christians wouldn’t be fighting if Israel was Palestine…. and again… not really news.


The American Society for Reproductive Medicine is investigating the fertility clinic responsible for the Suleman Octuplets. Right on time. Suleman claimed to have been implanted with 6 embryos for the octuplet birth. Hmmm… Are there 2 pairs of twins in there somewhere? …or did the fertility clinic screw up? … like by impregnating her a third time (to say nothing of the fourth, fift or sixth times).

In an NBC “Dateline” interview that aired Tuesday night, Suleman said the octuplets were a sign from God that she should stop having children. She also said she still intends to go back to school and finish her master’s degree.

There’s so much wrong with that, i don’t even know where to begin. … and then there’s THIS:

Jiminy Glick! Again… where do I begin?!… Can you lay off the collagen? … and the nose?… Is that factory equipment? This multiply-cited article lists her as Arabic and Lithuanian… obviously different folks with different ethnic backgrounds present variations on the themes of their races… but… there’s a certain … LaToya Jackson vibe going on there.

Finally, the world ends with a little “fzzzt-pff”

Film at eleven.

Frost/Nixon

Monday, February 9th, 2009

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Well, I finally got my mitts on a copy of “Frost/Nixon: The Original Watergate Interview”… this is the actual interview, not the dramatic film about doing the interviews (which I want to see).

While Frost seems, at times, to be a little sloshed, as does Nixon, Frost seems to be an unapologetic and nearly relentless interrogator. Frost seem to try to respect the formal deference Nixon is due as a formal national leader, but doesn’t seem to let that get in the way of trying to get real answers from the man.

Nixon, for his part, worked as a skilled defense attorney to deflect blame and call evidence into question… to raise doubt in the prosecution, rather than to demonstrate his own innocence.

There are times when Nixon claims to be the person most knowledgeable of the discussions on-tape, because he was there, but when the “18-and-a-half minute gap” is brought up, Nixon breezily defers to Haldeman’s notes. (hits Staples button) “That was easy!” Frost lets it go. That’s a little disappointing.

All in all, tho, David Frost holds Nixon’s feet to the fire, and compels answers as much as he can, considering that Nixon voluntarily agreed to be interviewed, and was under no obligation (other than contractual) to participate.

It is sad that the US legislature and press could not confront Nixon even this seriously.

Of course Nixon’s dead, as are most of the people involved in his administration, as are most of the people in the senate, the house or the judiciary, who could have done anything about the corruption of the Nixon administration. Except from a historical perspective, it is largely a moot point. This interview does show, tho, that the veracity of the US press, the Legislature and the Judiciary, in protecting the American people from corruption in the Executive is wanting; then as now.

As much as anything can be a viewed as a triumph in this matter, I think this interview is it.

I’m looking forward to seeing the Ron Howard dramatic film about this episode of history.

This is a test…

Monday, February 9th, 2009

Can I put an image on my blog that is actually a reference to something in my image gallery?

My one-man-band, Dummyhead

Whee

…and you thought string theory was confusing…

Friday, February 6th, 2009

OK, so I’m on Facebook now. Not something that I generally like to admit, but… there it is.

While I’m airing my dirty laundry, I also recently signed up for an account on The Huffington Post.

Anyway… A friend of mine on Facebook, who’s been involved in propagating the “25 things” meme, posted status update (including a link to a Time article), amazed that this meme was getting all this attention.

The article is basically poo, and I’ve kinda thought that Time has been going down hill for a while now… so I decided to comment on her Status Update, saying:

Momentarily disregarding the article’s vapidity, Time has sunk so low as to link to its own irrelevant articles to seem more tasty to search engines. The link to “Top 10 Sci-Fi movies of the 1950’s” is completely irrelevant to the item with which it associated (someone admitting having cried when Spock died in Star Trek II). Star Trek II was released in 1982, and is based on a 1960’s Sci-Fi TV series. Time’s really lost its edge… gotten lazy… next thing you know they’ll just slap a hunk of metalized mylar film on the cover of the magazine, and call the Person of the Year “You”!

Wait… what? They did that? In 2006? This is worse than I thought! Next thing you know, the Supreme Court will install a twelve-stepping Evangelical sock-puppet as President! … Wait.. what?

Me… Get it? ME, Time’s Person of the Year, 2006…

I (a blogger (2006 Person of the Year)) have commented on someone else’s comment on Time’s commentary of a meme circulating on Facebook, a site created by entrepreneurial nerds (also part of the PotY 2006 mob). Facebook, a site I use to keep in touch with friends and family, is also where I deposit links to my own websites, operated on Free and Open-Source software (including Linux, GNU, Apache, MySQL, php, Wordpress and so on), which is also part of the PotY2006 squad… and… just to make it a little more confusing, I’m now blogging (on my blog) about my comment (on Facebook) on a comment on an article (on time.com) which commented on a meme circulating on Facebook, which is an outcropping of the phenomenon encapsulated by Time’s 2006PotY

Next, I will post a comment on Facebook, pointing to this blog post, asking all my friends to comment on this post, no only here, but on Slashdot and Twitter and MySpace and Digg and anywhere else… Let’s crash the Internet in a circuitous web of pointless self-reference! Begin!

Mwooo-hoo-hoo-hahahahah! … ha…


…and then Jon Stewart SHINES!

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Yesterday I mentioned the Colbert Report’s disappointing Wednesday performance. Today, I’m pleased to report that Jon Stewart did not disappoint last night.

Stewart’s guest, Randall Balmer, an author, Episcopal priest, and professor of American religious history, proved to be far more engaging, involved and entertaining than Steve Martin on Colbert. …and I just might find myself buying Balmer’s book, God in the White House: A History: How Faith Shaped the Presidency from John F. Kennedy to George W. Bush.

I said I might.

By the way, have you ever noticed the “anchor desk” on The Daily Show is shaped like a lower-case “j”?

The Stephens disappoint

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Wow… Kinda disappointed in last night’s Colbert Report. Some of the material was funny, but there was a very phoned-in vibe about the whole thing… it was almost as if Stephen’s guest was the re-animated corpse of JFK… y’know… he’s a former president, so the Secret Service is everywhere, but they’re all feeling awkward because he was already assassinated ONCE on their watch… and nobody on the crew of the show is used to that kind of disruption… and Stephen’s a little nervous and uncomfortable, because: a) this is his first interview of a reanimated corpse; 2) This is his first interview with a POPULAR former President; iii) He has to keep the questions simple and be patient, because he’s not only interviewing someone who’s been dead for 45 years, he’s interviewing someone who’s been dead for 45 years AND is missing the bulk of his right cerebral hemisphere.

His guest wasn’t actually the reanimated corpse of JFK… close… Steve Martin. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a fan of Steve Martin. As a kid, much to the chagrin of my mother, I memorized both of his *popular* standup albums (”Let’s Get Small” and “Wild And Crazy Guy”)… I didn’t know about “Comedy Is Not Pretty” until 1990… I’ve seen and enjoyed *most* of his movies… I “missed” “Pennies From Heaven” and “The Pink Panther”… It seems, though that Steve Martin is really making the rounds on talk shows… more than I’d ever seen in the past, and he doesn’t seem to be “funny”. Perhaps he forgot to put the slice of bologna in each shoe. Perhaps he’s just starting to really age…. Maybe he’s fatigued by Colbert’s shtick. I dunno… but there certainly seems to be a “slowing down” in Steve Martin… To be fair, he IS 63 years old, and one is BOUND to start slowing down by that point, I would think.

This was, by far, the least enjoyable Colbert Report I’ve seen so far, made worse by the fact that, just based on the guest and the subjects touched on, there seemed to be such promise.