Archive for May, 2009

Google Wave.

Friday, May 29th, 2009

While Microsoft was off reinventing the search wheel (in much the same fashion as it reinvented the portable music player wheel, by adding angles and unnecessary jangly bits), Google was off in Australia doing the foundational work for Google Wave.

The Rasmussen brothers, who brought us Google Maps, are heading up the dev team on Wave, and it looks spectacular.

There’s a demo video at wave.google.com. It’s about an hour and a half long… so… you kind of have to commit some time to it, but… it’s really spiffy. It’s a collaboration tool that seems to have almost boundless potential.

Take a little time and watch the video. It’s bitchin’!

Bing. Swell.

Friday, May 29th, 2009

So, Microsoft is at it again. MSN Search turned out to be a dud… so they rebranded it as “Microsoft Live Search”… and that also turned out to be a dud. Now, they’ve … done… something…?

MS’s latest entry into the search…ey… space is “bing”. They call it a “decision engine”. Oh, great. So… where Google was just going to look through billions of documents to see if certain words or phrases appear in them, Microsoft (oh, sorry… “bing”… the “Microsoft Corporation” is in tiny, tiny font at the bottom of the page) wants to “help” me to make “the best” decisions. Hmm…

If MS Windows Vista is any indication of Microsoft’s decision-making prowess, I’ll stick with Google, and make my own decisions, thanks.

Then, of course, there’s always the question of platform-neutrality. Microsoft has a long, storied history of giving preferential treatment to its own platform, if they even offer products for other platforms. Microsoft has been at the forefront of lock-in for decades. The thought process goes something like this:

They get you with something… like… email.

Well… I use Outlook at work, so I should probably use it at home too. Well, that rules out Linux, because Microsoft doesn’t make Outlook for Linux. And Mac… well… do they make Outlook for Mac? I’m too lazy to check. I’m already AT SuperlativePurchase, and they’ve got this Compaq… that already has Outlook on it… What? It’s a trial version? Well, I can use it as long as I want… no? I have to pay extra to check my email? Hmmm… well, OK… but… that’s it. Wait… I might have to read a document from work. Does this machine come with Word? What’s Works? Oh… something of a misnomer… Well, because it doesn’t work. OK, so I guess you’d better set me up with MS Office, too. Professional? Why would I need that? Access? Hmm, well I do have all those recipes ….Money? Yes, I have the money right here…. Oh, MICROSOFT Money… no I don’t need that, I… Alright, well, I guess you’d better set me up with that, too.

So, now they own you. The default choice for any web service that MS offers is the MS choice. The default web browser is IE. The default media player is Windows Media Player… the default everything is Microsoft.

The trouble is that once you get into using the MS product, virtually anything you produce is either only usable in a Microsoft environment, or, if it does work at all elsewhere, it doesn’t work well. This is how Microsoft protects their marketshare. They don’t do it my fostering loyalty and/or passion. They do it the same way the heroin pusher does.

Every time Microsoft walks up with something “new” to offer, they always seem to do so with one hand behind their backs… and my first instinct is to try to see what they’re hiding…

Well… Microsoft has done nothing to earn my trust over the course of the last 30 years. To trust them, now, with my vacation plans… seems … a little foolish.

NewsUndies Gets Own YouTube Channel, and More

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Hi… Well… this has been a big week in the NewsUndies world…

New dressing for the NewsUndies set is a big thing… with new lighting and so on.

The production process has become quite a bit more refined, and the likelihood of more InfoThongs has increased due to the way stories are selected and written.

There’s new graphics, added to (and thematically related to) the current new graphics package, and more to come.

There’s now a NewsUndies section in the UrsusPacificus KitschKave! You can get your NewsUndies goodies there! I did :)

There’s a new intro in the works, and a theme song. How about THAT?!

Probably the biggest thing is that NewsUndies now has its own YouTube channel. It’s at http://www.youtube.com/newsundies. This does not impact the www.newsundies.com website… it just means that if you want to see NewsUndies videos on YouTube, from now on, you go to the newsundies channel in stead of the ursuspacificus channel.

Second paddle of the year

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Well, I got 4 miles in… Took the Touryak.

Put in at the North side of Salter Grove in Warwick, paddling North along the breakwater. I exited the protected boat basin, and entered the Providence River, heading South. I turned West , into Passeonkquis Cove, and found a public boat launch. It’s on Bay Shore BLVD in Warwick, RI. There’s some parking, and a textured concrete ramp but no bathroom facilities.


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It was a good paddle, but I have a way to go to get my groove back :(

Free time, new kitsch!

Monday, May 25th, 2009

First up, NewsUndies finally has kitsch of its own:

NewsUndies Tee

Then there’s the KayakKave’s new design:

PaddleMore sweatshirt

Finally there’s the “something wicked” design;

Something Wicked Tee

Stop by and pick up a gift for the Significant Other or Wee Ones (if you have any).

Helpful, if brutally honest, post

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

This post on the Church of No, Thanks site, in retrospect, was one of my finest moments in recent memory… sorry if I’m dislocating my shoulder patting myself on the back, here… but … Now that I’ve left the job that was causing me so much grief, I can publicly tip my hand.

I wrote the post specifically about my job, not about any other specific relationship I’m in. That is to say, the stress of my situation at work was the inspiration for writing the post on the CoNT site. It seemed to me that the process I was using to weigh my options could be abstracted to a fairly universal thought process, and there was an aspect of peer pressure to the tendency to preserve extant relationships, rather than severing them and finding new ones. It seemed like a good fit for the CoNT site, and 5 months on, I still think so.

I re-read The Line today, after having quit my job; after having taken my own advice… and I feel pretty good about it… not a euphoric “feel good”… more of a serene, peaceful “feel good”. I haven’t felt like this in a long time.

It’s been such a long time
I think I should be going, yeah
Time doesn’t wait for me
It keeps on rolling

–”Long Time”, Boston

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who helped me through this decision. Ultimately it was my decision to make, and I’m the one who has to live with the consequences, but it certainly was nice to have friends to, if nothing else, check my sanity.

Thanks everyone! You know who you are!

Fire Wizzed On, Dog Called… It’s All Over!

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

After four-plus years working for “A Top-Tier Search Marketing and Search Optimization Firm,” I’ve voluntarily stepped off into the abyss of unemployment.

I’m still in a little bit of shock… I don’t think it’s really hit me that I don’t have anything I need to do on Tuesday… except get ready for my NTG2K9 BBQ.

Whee!

Strangely, It seems quitting my job was one of the best things I could have done for website traffic. Prior to my departure, I had not really pressed the fact that I operate a number of websites… well, In my departure email, I gave a list of my sites… Spike in traffic across all 4 sites. So… Certainly, that’s not a sustainable method of generating web traffic… but… I suppose you really need to let people know you’re there… sort of.

NewsUndies - 20090522

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Yes, a brand-new NewsUndies is up at www.newsundies.com!

Whee!

Tent Folded

Monday, May 18th, 2009

As some of you may know (and the rest.. well, I guess this is where you find out), I’m quitting my job at “A Top-Tier Search Optimization and Search Marketing Firm”, and stepping off into the abyss of voluntary unemployment.

I have decided to take the summer off, lose some more bad habits and a bunch of weight, kayak like I should, finish the bathroom.. spend time on projects I’ve been deferring for years… then in the fall, enroll in a broadcasting mentoring program, with the hope of actually getting a job in broadcasting again.

My tent’s folded… I’ve got a couple things left to do, but it’s essentially over.

Wow.

The American Auto Industry… Myth?

Monday, May 18th, 2009

As you may be aware, Ford GM and Chrysler have been manufacturing cars in Canada and Mexico for the US market, and calling them American cars. They can do that, because the name of this country is “The United States of America”, and America is a reference to the continent, on which the country is situated. Canada and Mexico are also American countries. For years, GM has been bringing components in from plants (both GM-owned, and third-party-owned) in Eastern Europe, Korea, and Australia (among other places) for final assembly in “America”.

GM is an “American” car company… which owns (or owned until recently) SAAB, a Swedish car company… does that make SAAB an American brand? Certainly, SAAB, in the US market, also marketed a rebadged Chevy TrailBlazer and a rhioplastied Subaru Impreza wagon as “SAAB cars”… thought to be Swedish…. Owned by GM, based in Detroit.

And Detroit isn’t even that important in the US auto industry. Hasn’t been for years. US-Brand auto plants are scattered all over the continent… Sure, the headquarters are in or near Detroit, but that’s not where all the “precious jobs” are. They’re in Georgia and Texas… Ohio, Kentucky and Tennessee… New York, Indiana, Illinois… they’re everywhere. I guarantee you that was more of a political move than anything else. It allowed the various car makers to put legislative pressure on the bulk of the House, if not the Senate. “If you don’t play ball with us, we’ll have to close our plant in Whoville, and that’ll mean 5,000 lost jobs in your district. Wouldn’t that be a shame…?”

Of course, the major Japanese manufactures have been building cars in the US since at least the ’80s. Toyota, Subaru, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Suzuki and Mazda all have plants on US soil (Most are independent; some are “partner plants” with one of the “big three”). Is that phenomenon part of the “American Auto Industry”? Nope. Why is that?

How is it that a Saturn ION, made from parts manufactured all over the world (including Eastern Europe), and final-assembled in Spring Hill, Tennessee is any more “American” than a Toyota Camry, made from parts manufactured all over the world (mostly Japan), and final-assembled in Lexington, Kentucky? Is it that the Saturn plant is a union plant, and the Toyota plant isn’t? What difference does that make, if the workers are satisfied?

I guess this is the issue for me: GM (like so many other mega-corporations) has become so big, and so entrenched, as to become something of a symbiotic parasite. If you’ve got this parasite, it will eventually kill you, but to remove it will kill you immediately. GM going down… all the way down… doesn’t just impact the US economy… GM also operates in Europe, Asia and South America. Other global brands include Vauxhall, Opel and Holden. If GM actually disappears, there will be an immediate problem… BUT… GM is not the only (or best) player in any market. Europe has Daimler-Benz, BMW, VW, FIAT, Renault and others. I’m sure the Australasian market will find a way to survive. The thing is that the other manufacturers will have to pick up the slack, and it may be a little uncomfortable at first… but certainly not as uncomfortable as actually acquiring another company… think of it as an acquisition of marketshare, without the acquisition of all the legacy overhead (union contracts, bad practices and so on).

The car business is evolving, and GM is being selected against, naturally. Natural market forces are killing GM. Let it die. It doesn’t have the traits needed to survive, and it has a number of traits that are likely to kill it, sooner or later. Let it die. Don’t prolong its miserable life any more, and certainly not on the backs of taxpayers.