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Tent Folded

Monday, May 18th, 2009

As some of you may know (and the rest.. well, I guess this is where you find out), I’m quitting my job at “A Top-Tier Search Optimization and Search Marketing Firm”, and stepping off into the abyss of voluntary unemployment.

I have decided to take the summer off, lose some more bad habits and a bunch of weight, kayak like I should, finish the bathroom.. spend time on projects I’ve been deferring for years… then in the fall, enroll in a broadcasting mentoring program, with the hope of actually getting a job in broadcasting again.

My tent’s folded… I’ve got a couple things left to do, but it’s essentially over.

Wow.

First Paddle of 2009

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Well… Sure, it’s not the first time ANYONE’s gone kayaking this year… but it’s the first time I’m going!

I’ll be taking my Prijon Touryak,

Me in Touryak, summer 2004

and putting in at Slater Grover Memorial Park,


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probably around 10:30 or 11:00AM.

I’ll be staying in the protected basin, there, north of the park, and possibly heading up the Pawtuxet River a little bit. I’ll probably do about 4 or 5 miles today… kind of ease into it ;)

NewsUndies Spun Off…

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Hey, everybody!

In an effort to make NewsUndies easier to find (and share) I’ve spun them off their own website: www.newsundies.com

NewsUndies Logo

So, just for the record, the full-blown NewsUndies show will be weekly from now on, with new shows posted on Friday.

You can still see all the NewsUndies on YouTube, and new shows will be announced here, with links to NewsUndies.com, but the embedded videos will no longer be here… They’ll be at NewsUndies.com, and on YouTube.

Thanks for watching! We’ll see you next week on NewsUndies… all the news that shouldn’t be news!

New Kitsch! NTG2K9!

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Just in time for NoThanksGiving, 2009, the Church of No, Thanks has made available a collection of groovy commemorative stuff, like shirts, thongs, and, of course, BBQ Aprons. Check it all out here: http://www.cafepress.com/urspax/6642856

New Kayakmobile

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Well… new to me…

Kayakmobile - The Morning After

It’s a 2002 RAV4. I haven’t put the kayak rigging up top, yet… hopefully I can get to that at lunch today.

Of course… a silver RAV4… that’s pretty ordinary… I need to make it stand out somehow… Bumper Stickers come to mind….

I’ll have more when there’s more to report.

Forget Easter weekend… How about October?!

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

I’m not going to the American Atheists convention in Atlanta.

…however, there’s a shinding in LA that looks positively dreamy! Richard Dawkins AND Bill Maher are confirmed speakers (among a raft of others). It’s in October, which gives time to plan, and it’s in LA (well, Burbank) which means there’s little if any reason to leave the convention center (except to come home when it’s over)!

What am I doing Easter weekend?

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

I’m so tempted to GO!!!

Six Degrees of Ray Comfort

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Do you know Ray Comfort? Do you know his publicist? Do you know his publicist’s dog groomer?

Somehow, I need you to get word to Ray Comfort that I want to review his book. This one:
Ray's new book.
You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence, But You Can’t Make Him Think: Answers to Questions from Angry Skeptics

There’s no way I can, in good conscience, contribute to the sales figures of this book, but I cannot debate it intelligently without reading it.

If you can get me a promo copy of this book (or have a copy you bought for your own consumption and no longer want) please let me know. I can be emailed at pault@ursuspacificus.net

Well, I almost forgot…

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Hey, guess what… It’s pi day! If ever there was a day for irrationality, this would be it! Sadly, the day almost passed unnoticed :(

An open letter to the Town of East Lyme, CT

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

There was a Facebook discussion I became privy to about the impending closure of Colonial IGA in downtown Niantic (the former location of Mitchell’s Market)… One of my FB friends offered a link to a story on the New London Day’s website about the store’s closing. I tried to comment, but i was not permitted… for whatever reason… it’s not relevant.

I was able to retrieve the comment I so lovingly wrote, and post it here for your benefit, if you are interested in the affairs of Downtown Niantic, CT.

As someone who grew up in Niantic, and has always, for good or bad, had a soft place in his heart for the town, I have to be honest. Niantic has nothing to offer young families, except costly schools and high property taxes.

The downtown is a dud, and has been since the casinos went in. Flanders, the next best thing (due to its proximity to I-95) has no character and nothing to offer.

There is no marketing vision for the town, to draw tourist trade. The beaches are lame, and as far as business goes, the only things that seem to settle in Niantic are beach-town-kitsch shops and pizza joints.

Grow a pair, Niantic! If you want to revitalize the downtown, then you need to make downtown vital! It’s not just about tourism, it’s about making Downtown Niantic a place what’s not only worth visiting, but worth returning to.

Make Niantic friendly to the people who hunger for what Niantic is uniquely positioned to offer. You could make Niantic the Kayak capital of Connecticut, for example, by offering excellent low- or no-cost launch facilities with adequate parking, and zoning breaks for businesses in the surrounding area.

I got my start kayaking in Niantic, and it’s a great place for it… you have the river, the bay and the sound, all accessible from Niantic waterfront… Exploit that reality, and draw the paddlers away from Old Lyme and Mystic, because Niantic has the better facilities and better access.

Kayakers are generally brand-conscious and have disposable income. Couldn’t you capitalize on that? Aren’t there some foreclosed properties the town could take over in, say, Pine Grove and/or Black Point, and sell them to marina developers to put in a “paddle-friendly park”, where there’s parking and needed facilities, but there’s also shopping for needed items, like nutrition bars, PFDs, bottled water, maps, paddles, maybe even boats… I dunno … put in a Subway… I’m just brainstorming here… and I don’t even have a vested interest in the town’s well-being anymore…. But I’ve been hearing about people whining about the impending demise of Niantic since the 70’s.

If Niantic REALLY wants to come back, it needs to make the downtown a place not only worth visiting, but worth returning to, again and again. Just for the record, Colonial IGA (formerly Mitchell’s) was not that.

As a post mortem, of sorts,, I currently live in Warwick, RI, because there is no decent-paying work in Niantic. You know what Warwick has? It has my job, my house and my kayak launch point. When, exactly, do I need to come to Niantic? I’ll tell you. To visit my father’s grave. I have 20 great years of memories in Niantic, but if that’s all Niantic has to offer me, I’m afraid my life has passed it by.