Ursus Pacificus

Crap in a hat!

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron have released a video on YouTube, which spells out a plan to distribute copies of “On the Origin of Species” with 50 pages specially-crafted insert text, which will make the assertion that the Christian god made the species, and there’s no evidence to support evolution, and how Hitler and Darwin were pen-pals, and so on. They will then take these wonderful books to 50 college campuses and give them away free of charge. The plan is for 50,000 books to be distributed on November 19, 2009

Just in time for November 19, the UrsusPacificus KitschKave has spiffy sweatshirts (and other garments) to tell Kirk and Ray what you think of their book:

All “Lousy Book” items are offered with no mark-up from the CafePress base price!

These can be found in the Atheism, et cetera… section of the KitschKave.

Part of what cheeses me off about this is that, for you to really get what they’re doing, you need to see the video.

Here it is:

So, they’re taking advantage of the fact that OTOoS is in the Public Domain, and, as such, can be freely modified, and republished.

I propose that the King James Bible is also in the Public Domain, and could use a good going-over… moo-hoo-hoo-ha-ha!

Two spiffy new designs! If you’re going to AAI in Burbank, I hope to see you in one of these!

Fish. Neat idea. Livin’ in your own toilet. Yee-ha!

A new twist on an old favorite!

Hey, check it out!

Finally! The “Oh, my lack of gods!” shirt!

oh. my. god.
(not really)

..and as if that wasn’t awesome enough!

Even awesomer is the new “Intelligent Design Associates” shirt..

Both designs are available on a huge pile of things and stuff in the UrsusPacificus section of the UrsusPacificus KitschKave!

Whee!

First up, NewsUndies finally has kitsch of its own:

Then there’s the KayakKave’s new design:

Finally there’s the “something wicked” design;

Stop by and pick up a gift for the Significant Other or Wee Ones (if you have any).

Where to begin?!

OK… There’s the Nadya Suleman octuplets thing… You may recall I touched on it… well… To be honest, I’m fairly furious about the whole thing… So, I’ve decided to use my CafePress superpowers for the forces of reproductive restraint, and offer my Open Letter to Nady Suleman on T-Shirts. See below:

These groovy shirts display the full, angry text of my open letter, and they start at under $10.50!

Also new in the Ursus Pacificus department are the “blah, blah, blah” shirts. See for yourself:

…he said…

In the Dummyhead department, there’s a new section, called Dummyhead Team Gear. We all know what sports nuts the guys in Dummyhead are… well… now there are baseball jerseys and sweatshirts with the “baseball font” Dummyhead name on the front, and the band member’s name and “number” on the back, viz:

The sweatshirt (front).

The baseball jersey (back).

Well, I finally broke down and spent the $60 a year to get the Ursus Pacificus Kitsch Kave upgraded to a “Premium Store”.

Jiminy Glick! The merchandise options just opened up HUGE!!!

I’m trying to get everything organized into easily browse-able sections, so please be patient.

I’m also kicking off the newly revamped store with a new design:

it only hurts when I care

This is available on a bunch of stuff… shirts, mugs… you name it.

Dummyhead and The Church of No, Thanks have their on sections, now, which is positively thrilling!