Archive for the 'NewsUndies' Category

NewsUndies-20100730 (NU1030)

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for July 30, 2010, Including…

$2M For A Wedding?
Poll Questions Wander Into Weeds
Vatican to Gay Priests: GTFO
It’s A Video Game.
Is Jersey Shore The Problem?
Required National Service
Kepler Smacks Down God Again
Chevy’s 4-Passenger Locomotive
Have You Ever Wanted To Run For Office?
Jailbreaking Legal - In The Nerdy Sense

…and much more!

NewsUndies for June 25, 2010

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for June 25, 2010, including:

Cities Go Mental Wooing Sports Star
Barton Apology Works Head AND Shaft
Touchdown! God Spikes Jesus!
This Is Me Not Caring
Vanessa Carlton’s Big Bi Deal
Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night…
CNN Asks: Is the Mouse Dead?
The Last Rodeo Drags On
Teenage Angst: Kill Brother Over Butter?
Infrabad: Beyond The Other End Of The Idea Spectrum

NewsUndies-20100625 (NU1024)

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news, including:

GOOOOOAAALLLL!
The Only Thing Missing Was Sarah Palin
Mother Theresa. Let’s Move On, Shall We?
Fool or Fox? Perhaps Just A Jackass.
The Lohan-down
The President’s Demeanor
Scary Linux Headline, Banal IRC Content.
Smith/Chan - The Unnecessary Reboot
Lights Out, Lights On, Light Up
The Sausage King of Virginia Is Dead

NewsUndies for June 11, 2010

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for June 11, 2010, including:

Christina Aguilera’s Light-Up Crotch
John Boehner Loses Remaining Touch With Reality
British Petroleum
The Burden of Birth
New, From Apple, It’s ThNew, From AppNew, FNew!
Helen Thomas
Washington man packs light for jail time.
Anonymity, Personalized Just For You!

NewsUndies 20100604 (NU1022)

Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for June 4, 2010, including:

The BP Oil Disaster
Thunderstorm Disrupts Memorial Day for Obama
Pope’s Pointless Visit to Cyprus
Al and Tipper Gore
Gary Coleman is Dead.
OpposingViewpoints: The Gaza Flotilla Clash
Google Dumps Windows, Har-Har.
Ray Stevens
Nude Maids, but that’s not the weird part.
BP: Burping Petroleum

Moose Weintraub Archive - First 10 Episodes

Saturday, May 29th, 2010

Finally! The first 10 episodes of Moose Weintraub’s Sports Half-Minute are out as individual videos! Here’s a playlist! Watch them in order!

You can also check them out individually here:

NewsUndies YouTube Channel

NewsUndies for May 21, 2010

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for May 21, 2010, including:

Freedom of Press Act
The Pope: Now with 30% more Popiness!
Miss America 2010, Rima Fakih
Dio: Dead-o.
OpposingViewpoints: FoxNews and Texas Textbooks
Sony Dash - Same bad idea, nine years later.
Elena Kagan
The end of the world.

NewsUndies for May 14, 2010

Friday, May 14th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for Friday, May 14, 2010… including:

Pope still not really admitting anything yet.
Tiny splinter gets free space ride.
Deepwater Horizon: Obviously, it’s no one’s FAULT…
Playboy’s 3D centerfold
Heidi Montag macht es schon wieeder

…and much, much more!

NewsUndies-20100507

Friday, May 7th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news, including:

  • Doctors determine Stephen Hawking needs more to do.
  • Cinco de Mayo
  • Pope Almost Certain About Faith
  • OpposingViewpoints: Television Bad?
  • Plenty of Fish Fall Down Go Splat
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Man marries dying cat
  • Hummer: The Final Insult

NewsUndies-20100430

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for April 30, 2010, including:

FoxNews outraged at voter apathy
Noah’s Ark. Again.
Stop the wind turbines… because.
Brett Michaels’ Health Scoreboard
OpposingViewpoints: Santa Clara Happy Meal Ban
Fox News: Bare and Phallic
Wait! Was that Dengar?!
Goldmen of the press got no sachs

Plus Moose Weintrab’s Sports Half-Minute and a whole bunch more!