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NewsUndies for May 21, 2010

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for May 21, 2010, including:

Freedom of Press Act
The Pope: Now with 30% more Popiness!
Miss America 2010, Rima Fakih
Dio: Dead-o.
OpposingViewpoints: FoxNews and Texas Textbooks
Sony Dash - Same bad idea, nine years later.
Elena Kagan
The end of the world.

NewsUndies for May 14, 2010

Friday, May 14th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for Friday, May 14, 2010… including:

Pope still not really admitting anything yet.
Tiny splinter gets free space ride.
Deepwater Horizon: Obviously, it’s no one’s FAULT…
Playboy’s 3D centerfold
Heidi Montag macht es schon wieeder

…and much, much more!

NewsUndies-20100507

Friday, May 7th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news, including:

  • Doctors determine Stephen Hawking needs more to do.
  • Cinco de Mayo
  • Pope Almost Certain About Faith
  • OpposingViewpoints: Television Bad?
  • Plenty of Fish Fall Down Go Splat
  • Lindsay Lohan
  • Man marries dying cat
  • Hummer: The Final Insult

NewsUndies-20100430

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for April 30, 2010, including:

FoxNews outraged at voter apathy
Noah’s Ark. Again.
Stop the wind turbines… because.
Brett Michaels’ Health Scoreboard
OpposingViewpoints: Santa Clara Happy Meal Ban
Fox News: Bare and Phallic
Wait! Was that Dengar?!
Goldmen of the press got no sachs

Plus Moose Weintrab’s Sports Half-Minute and a whole bunch more!

NewsUndies-20100423

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for April 23, 2010, including:

Fuld: I have to live with that
Pope continues to age.
Kate Kicked to Kurb
OpposingViewpoints - Fixing too big to fail?
Another reason to skip the iPad
Carstaches
Drunk Driving in a Barbie Car
A hell of a week!

NewsUndies 20100416

Saturday, April 17th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for Friday April 16, 2010 including:

Justin Beiber
GOP: Financial reform? Who needs it?!
Pope’s Swan Song?
Mega Piranha
Hef to Kate: No, Thanks.
OpposingViewpoints - National Day of Prayer
Moose Weintraub’s Sports Half-Minute
SlideHD misses the point.
Vulva: The new scent for men.
Bacon Baby formula?!

NewsUndies-20100409

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for Friday, April 9, 2010, including…

Replica jewelry at lowest prices ever!
A spot of rain puts Rhode Island on the Federal Disaster map.
Undocumented Mexican Earthquake sneaks into Southern California.
Thai Protesters Clearly Not Star Trek Fans
Personhood. It’s not what you think
Traci Lynn Johnson
Sunshine Band Not So Sunny
OpposingViewpoints: Collateral Murder
Moose Weintraub’s Sports Half-Minute
The Apple iPad
Exclusive PastCast Weather
Texas
New Great Schism: Catholic Church Breaks Free From Reality
The rain has stopped, and the water runs off

…and much more!

NewsUndies-20100326 (NU1012)

Friday, March 26th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for March 26, 2010, including:

None Copping to “Baby Killer” Shout
Lesbian Bishop approved for LA Episcopal Diocese
Suleman to be foreclosed upon?
OpposingViewpoints: Biden’s Big Deal
Technology Outstrips Usefulness
Last Supper: Super-Size Me!
Health Care Reform Passes

…and a whole lot more!

Next New Show: April 9, 2010!

NewsUndies-20100319 (NU1011)

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for March 19, 2010, including:

Justice John Paul Stevens May retire
Pope’s Brother Accused of Hiding Child Abuse In Germany
NBC viewers return as Leno leaves Prime-Time
FCC unveiling sweeping national broadband plan
Girl Nauseous for Two Years Due to Wrong Glasses
Holder: Osama bin Laden will never face US trial

…and much more!

NewsUndies-20100312 (NU1010)

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

All The News That Shouldn’t Be News for Friday, March 12, 2010

Including:
Tiny Turkish Temblor Reveals Crummy Construction;
Scientists worry hypoxic ocean patches may let humanity coast to the finish line;
Canada decides to skip gender-neutralizing its anthem;
Sony to add 3D, not worthwhile content;
Dancing With The Stars;
Landru says Third Parties not of the body;
Reform Rabbis Say: Mix!;
The Oscars;
Phantom Of The Opera II - This Time It\s Personal!;
Sony To Introduce 3D TVs In June;
Lindsay Lohan;
Nothing Could Top…;
Palin Mislabels Hypocrisy As Irony;