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The Stupid in Rhode Island Has Hit Redline

Monday, January 16th, 2012

And here, I thought Rhode Island was this little pocket of rational liberalism… Oh, my lack of gods!

RI State Representative Peter G. Palumbo (Democrat- District 16, Cranston) on WPRO-AM’s John DePetro Show made some remarks regarding Jessica Ahlquist. For those of you unfamiliar with the case, Jessica is the Junior at Cranston High School West in his district who, with the help of the ACLU brought a lawsuit against the school district to have a “prayer banner” which has hung for decades in the school taken down. She won.

Since then, oh boy. The fecal matter has struck the rotary atmospheric circulation inducer.

For the time being, you can listen to selected clips from the show here: http://630wpro.com/Article.asp?id=2371375&spid=18074, and download the full show here: http://630wpro.com/getpodcast.aspx?sid=18074&lid=6651&id=2371375&source=2&url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38015555/JAN%202012/01-12-12/011212PALUMBOFULL.mp3

I will try to keep the links current, but no guarantees.

I will make quotations from the conversation on this obscene program, and here is the required attribution: Quotations that follow are taken from the THE JOHN DEPETRO SHOW ON NEWSTALK 630 WPRO AND 99.7 FM which originally aired January 12, 2012.

Representative Palumbo remarked about Ahquist, “What an evil little thing….”, then said, “I think she’s being coerced by evil people. … she’s a pawn.”

Really Representative Palumbo? You also, apparently, think there’s an invisible man who’s been dead for 2,000 years who listens to you when you lose your car keys, and helps Tim Tebow make touchdowns. Clearly, you need some help with “thinking”.

…and just because it’s been there for 50 years… does that make it valid? …or right? …or sensible? People were convinced for thousands of years that enslaving “different” people was valid, that the “flat Earth” hypothesis was right, and that it was sensible to stone someone to death for gathering sticks on the Sabbath. Modern, advanced societies no longer cling to these archaic and demonstrably faulty positions. The time has more than arrived to let this one go, too. The time has arrived, rented an apartment, dated, married, raised a small family, bought a home, sent all its kids through college, and is now considering a reverse mortgage.

Mr. DePetro, you are not free from blame in this situation either. Your mockery of the discomfort and unease Ahlquist reportedly felt is equivalent to mocking a paralyzed veteran for his or her disability. You know nothing of how they got there. You know nothing of how they live. You know nothing of what they endure, and you have the nerve, the gall, the inexcusable conceit to remark, “She’s been traumatized by this whole thing. Imagine she had to go to a school where they had the word God posted in. Do you have any idea what that must have been like? Do you have any idea the torment of having to be in a building that contained a prayer? I don’t think you understand the torment that goes with that. (laughter)”

Neither of these men understand what is going on here. Either that, or they feign ignorance to enhance their own public profiles. Either way, for one to be in a position to be a representative of others in government, and the other to be put forward as a “voice to be heard” is appalling.

Representative Palumbo went on, at DePetro’s urging, to read the prayer, prefacing it by saying, “…it’s such a positive prayer.” It is no such thing. The prayer reads:

    Our Heavenly Father.

    Grant us each day the desire to do our best.
    To grow mentally and morally as well as physically.
    To be kind and helpful to our classmates and teachers.
    To be honest with ourselves as well as with others.
    Help us to be good sports and smile when we lose as well as when we win.
    Teach us the value of true friendship.
    Help us always to conduct ourselves so as to bring credit to Cranston High School West.
    Amen.
    —School Prayer, Cranston High School West

In effect this states that we are incapable of growth, honesty, helpfulness, honesty, and so on WITHOUT the aid of a “heavenly father”, to whom we must grovel for these abilities.

I’m with Jessica on this one. I can desire to do my best, to grow, and be helpful, and kind and value friendship and all the rest WITHOUT begging a “heavenly father” for permission, and so can all of you. As a skeptic and freethinker, I abhor the implication smuggled in by this ostensibly harmless “prayer”. it subverts free will and personal responsibility, and is in no way appropriate to have every day before the eyes of impressionable children you hope will become responsible, self-sufficient, decent adults.

Of course, the unspoken convenience of the “school prayer” is that you can still be a jackass in school, and just say, “Despite my fervent, repeated requests, our heavenly father didn’t grant me the desire to do my best, or to be kind and helpful. Not my fault. Blame our heavenly father.”

If you want to put up a “school pledge” that is actually secular, and doesn’t use taxpayer funds to promote an establishment of religion, you could put up something like this:

    I pledge:
    to to do my best,
    to grow mentally and morally as well as physically,
    to be kind and helpful to my classmates and teachers,
    to be honest with myself as well as with others,
    to be a good sport and smile when I lose as well as when I win,
    to value true friendship,
    to conduct myself so as to bring credit to Cranston High School West.
    —School Pledge, Cranston High School West

It’s secular, and as an added bonus, it becomes a verbal contract, committing the speaker to decent behavior, rather than referring blame upward to a non-existent heavenly father.

FoxProvidence Audition - October, 2010

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Well, my initial assessment, being on the “suspect” side of the interview, was that I’d crashed the plane into a hill.

Upon review of this video… maybe not so bad. Not great, but… not the worst, either.

To vote for me, please watch the whole video all the way through!

NewsUndies-20100917 (NU1037)

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for September 17, 2010 including…
Someday He’ll Learn to Lay Low
More From Captain Obvious
Pastor Jones Chickens Out
Goo-Goo For Ga-Ga
A Sad Victim of Flamboyance Inflation
Bush Tax Cuts
Reports of iPhone’s Demise Are Premature
What Ever Happened To Jeans And T-Shirts
Legal v. Reasonable
On Keeping Work and Private Separate
Mathews Finally Around The Bend

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Thursday, July 15th, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for Jult 16, 2010

Time For A Career Change?
Michael Steele Still Has A Job
Robert Schuller Retiring
Alleged Wife-Beater, Anti-Semite. What\\’s Not To Love?
Last Airbender = FAIL
Corporate Spin Control
A Less-Than-Stellar Showing
Girl Taken In By Douche-Bag, Dumped. This is news?
Adulteress Gone To Dogs, Claims Cousin
Vuvuzelas Silenced. Permanently? One can only hope!

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Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

All the news that shouldn’t be news for June 4, 2010, including:

The BP Oil Disaster
Thunderstorm Disrupts Memorial Day for Obama
Pope’s Pointless Visit to Cyprus
Al and Tipper Gore
Gary Coleman is Dead.
OpposingViewpoints: The Gaza Flotilla Clash
Google Dumps Windows, Har-Har.
Ray Stevens
Nude Maids, but that’s not the weird part.
BP: Burping Petroleum

My time with the Sony Dash

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

I bought a Sony Dash. I gave it a chance. I worked my way through the tedious process of setting it up, particularly getting it to pick up photos from my own web server… Tried out some widgets… cursed the clock, because, out of nowhere, it decided I lived in California, but not in any setting I had access to… I realized that I couldn’t listen to my in-home Icecast-based “Internet Radio Station”, and finally gave up. The Dash went back to Best Buy.

What was wrong with the Dash?

Touch screen… I can’t speak for anyone else… I mean.. Maybe I’m not “capacitive” enough to make the capacitive touch screen work with a light touch, but… I found I had to kind of mash the thing to get it to work… This is a problem, because the “easel-stand-angle-thing” doesn’t lend the Dash to being pushed around. Press on screen hard enough to get a reaction, and the thing falls over. Grr.

Touch screen again… this may, actually be a software issue, but when I press a button, I want to know, right now, that you know I pressed the button, even if it’ll take you a second or two to actually do what I want done. If I can’t have tactile feedback, I need something else… an audible click, or a simple animation or something… something that acknowledges the command.

The “Sony Layer”… The Sony Dash is basically a Chumby One, running in a “container” under the supervision of a layer of Sony software. The Sony layer has a look and feel somewhat similar to what one finds on the PSP, and the PS3… but there’s something lacking on the Dash… I don’t know if it’s that the hardware can’t live up to the dreams of the software people, or if the software was rushed out… Dunno… but this reminds me of when Sony first introduced the “VAIO” line of PCs… It was essentially an attempt to “lock in” customers, and it failed. The Dash seems to try to take something open and simple (the Chumby), slather on a gooey opaque coating of piano-black, and call it a Sony.

Oh, and no battery. Duh. Here’s a giant pallet of stupid. Sony, one of the pioneers of Lithium-ion battery technology… didn’t think to put a battery in this thing.

For $200, I’m not impressed. I’d just as soon get another iPod touch and a cheap speaker-dock. … or a real Chumby for half the price.

Where have I heard THIS before?

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

This fascinating TED talk discusses an idea I posted on this very blog nearly two years ago.

Obama SOTU 2010 - notes

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

My rough notes from President Obama’s 2010 State of the Union Address:

Obama takes his time getting to the podium.
People are obviously fatigued with clapping.
10 minutes in, still applauding.
gavel, introduction, standing ovation. crap.
Sit the fuck down.
stop clapping. really.
OK, here, we go.
The economy is in shambles. OK, got that.. what now?
Nice shot of Uncle Joe’s nodding chin.
“I have never been more hopeful about America’s future than I am tonight”… because, hopefully, we’ve hit rock bottom.
Call for decent, strong government… good luck with that.
Obama equates Bank Bailout to root canal. Bad. A root canal has benefits.
Obama treads in minefield, asking banks to get onboard with fees. Good luck with THAT!
Nancy Pelosi is obviously Obama’s applause-whore. — Not even Biden clapped as much.
Call for “Jobs Bill” … whatever that is.
Slashing tax breaks for shipping jobs overseas? Good luck with that!
“How Long Should We Wait?” How much longer CAN we wait?
“I do not accept second place for the United States of America” … wow…
Makes a good case for clean energy… even for the dirty energy people. Well done!
Export more goods? Isn’t that China’s job?!
How did we end up with such a smart president?
Math? Science? Didn’t Jesus invent those?!
Revitalize community colleges? What is wrong with him?!
$10,000 tax credit and increased Pell grants?! College debt forgiveness?! Whoa.
“Health Insurance Reform”?! What’s that?!
“I will not walk away from these Americans, and neither should the people in this chamber.” — is it his speech writers… or is it him?
“All this was before I walked in the door.” Sweet.
“If I have to enforce this discipline by veto, I will.” Balls.
“I refuse to pass this problem on to another generation of Americans.” Is he for real?
“Pay as you go”? What does that mean?
“The problem is: That’s what we did for eight years” …nice.
“Let’s meet the responsibility of the people who sent us here.” Damn.
Condemned Supreme Court cutting of election funding,
Suggests the permanent campaign is faulty. Wow.
“We were sent here to serve our citizens, not our ambitions.” I love this man.
Repeal DADT, Equal pay for women… holy cow…
“Change we can believe in.” revisiting campaign slogan and what it meant… very nice.
“We don’t quit. I don’t quit.” Nice ending. I could have done without the “god bless” tho…

On the air again… again…

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Wow!

I’ve been invited to join the panel on a local radio show, called Freethought Rhode Island (again - this time Wednesday, February 6 at 9:00 PM). The weekly show is put on by members of the Rhode Island Atheist Society and the Rhode Island Skeptics’ Society.

You can listen live on radio in the Providence, RI market on 88.1 WELH-FM

You can listen live on the Interwebs at http://bsrlive.com/

…and you can download the podcast after the fact at http://www.freethoughtri.com/

The live broadcast and stream starts at 9:00 PM EST

It’s a call-in show, so… listen, and call in!

The Supposed “War On Christmas”

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Is it just me, or does the Christian Right in this country just seem to go further and further out into the weeds with their “Oh, we’re so oppressed!” chicken dance? It really is sickening. With all the deference Christians get in this country, and it’s not enough? Christians already get their two biggest holidays as Federal holidays. Do the Jews? No. Is Kwanzaa a Federal Holiday? No.

Let’s look at the supposed battlefield, shall we?

Fans of such weed-eaters as Glenn Beck and Pat Robertson are out there complaining about how businesses and other people, who may or may not be Christian, wish people “Happy Holidays” in stead of “Merry Christmas”. Is that fair? While, statistically, you stand a better chance that the person you’re passing your season’s greetings to is Christian, as opposed to anything else, that margin of certainty is shrinking. Unless you know someone is a Christian, isn’t it sensible to refrain from assuming he or she is Christian, just because it’s the majority position?

If we’re going to “put the Christ back in Christmas”, shouldn’t we also put the “Democrat” back in “Democracy”? If you’re a Democrat, why not just automatically assume everyone else is a Democrat, and make some blanket statement about how cool it is to be a Democrat to everyone you meet around election time, as if they’re part of your club, and then gasp and recoil in horror, when they say that just because the White House, Senate and House of Representatives all have Democratic leadership doesn’t mean we’re all Democrats.

If Wal*Mart wants to alienate followers of other religions and the unaffiliated (over 20% of Americans, according to a Pew poll) that’s their choice. If you as a Christian (assuming you are one) choose to assume I’m a Christian (a big mistake, and you’ll hear about it, long form, in short order) that’s your business. It’s not the job of the US Government to proselytize for any faith. If the Federal Government of the United States of America is to offer any greetings making reference to religiously significant observances (and I think even that is going too far), it is Constitutionally bound to show no preference to any one religion. “Happy Holidays” and/or “Season’s Greetings” is as far as the US Government can go. For a Congressman or Senator to attempt to legislate anything else is an obvious breach of their Oath of Office, and, I think, grounds for impeachment and removal from office.

As far as what an individual says to another, I think it’s a matter of personal choice. If you are a Christian, It’s up to you whether you want to take the one in five chance of alienating a stranger by wishing them a Merry Christmas. If you’re not a Christian, it seems patently hypocritical to wish someone else Merry Christmas.

This group-offense-taking, which seems to have started in earnest with the Danish Mohammad cartoon lunacy is reaching new heights of idiocy. This “War on Christmas” thing has taken a totalitarian turn, with the notion that the Christians are entitled to force me to think a certain way about their religious observances, and, as a consequence, feel (or at least ape) reverence for their faith above others.

If then-Vice President Richard B. Cheney could tell US Senator from Vermont Patrick J. Leahy on the floor of the US Senate to “fuck himself” without any official retribution, reprisal, or censure, that response is obviously acceptable for use in civilized discourse among decent respectable people. As such, I offer it to these “War on Christmas” crybabies who insist that I, and you, and everyone else, use the phrase “Merry Christmas” as a greeting, irrespective of audience.

I think what I’m going to do from here on out is simply reject the notion that December is any more significant than, say, June, and just greet everyone with a, “Hi,” or, “Hello.”, leave them with a “See ya,” or “Fare well,” and reply to offerings of “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Holidays,” or “Season’s Greetings” with a firm, but polite, “No, Thanks.”