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In a moment of weakness…. Snow Thrower….

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

Welp… After 2 winters cleaning the driveway at Broadside Ranch, I’ve caved in… I took the RAV over to the Home Despot here in Warwick, RI, and picked up the cheapest 2-stage snow remover thingy they had.

Sno-Tek 22

It’s the Ariens Sno-Tek 22″ model. It has “only” one forward speed and no reverse, but it can clear 22 inches at a shot, and throw the snow up to 35 feet away… so… I think this’ll do.

The poor fellow who helped me load the crazy thing into my RAV, “Twain”, was amusing and maintained good spirits, despite being run ragged as holiday help.

Tomorrow, I have to get crankcase oil, put some gas in it, and start it up… make sure the crazy contraption can do what’s actually do what’s advertised.

Fortunately, I ditched the Scion tC, and now have a Toyota Yaris as my daily driver (which lives in the garage, below the hanging kayaks), which is tiny enough to allow me to sneak the snow thrower past it in the tiny, one-car garage. Pretty damned groovy!

STS-129 - Gorgeous Launch Video

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

I… you… Just watch:

Baloney Detection. A critical life skill.

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Thanks to the RDF, Dr. Shermer and all the fine folks who put this together! Well done!

This makes me all the more regretful I didn’t muster the nerve to greet Dr. Shermer when I had the chance. He sat not 10 feet from us during the talks on Saturday night. I could’ve throwing-starred a business card right into his forehead… WE were at a VIP table (having plunked down the extra coin), and HE was sitting in the cheap perimeter seats. Not that I had anything to say to him other than blurting out with a stammering palsy, “Hi, Dr. Shermer… Thanks for … doing … what you do.” I get all paralytic and spasmodic around accomplished people whom I admire. I guess I’m lucky I didn’t just faint dead away at the AAI convention.

Back from Washington, DC

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Wow! Washington is mental!

The the NASM’s Udvar-Hazy Center was quite a bit less crazy, and seemed to be more focused on straight-forward aviation, and not so much on “exhibits” as “artifacts”. There is less of a “Boo-yah! Go, USA!” feel to this facility. It’s more of a check it out, read the plaques, make up your own mind kind of thing. A little more my speed.

The main NASM exhibit space on the Mall in Washington is far more exhibit-ey, and USA-ey. I suppose you’d have to expect that from a museum on the national Mall. Of course, we happened to be there at a particularly chaotic time, when the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing was being observed. Buzz Aldrin, Mike Collins and Alan Bean were all selling and signing books. That added a level of lunacy… then there’s the regular touristy crowd, who may or may not know that Apollo really happened… and maybe even think that airplanes fly because gods make it so…. Belligerent, rude, careless people. Lots of them.

Then, we got to see the astronauts. Wow. It was the annual John Glenn Lecture. This year, the featured speakers were all three of the Apollo XI crew, along with Christopher Kraft. John Glenn, himself, also spoke.

First it was Glenn. His remarks were polite, considered, and inoffensive.

Then, came Kraft, whose remarks, as I recall them, were mostly recollections of the nervousness between liftoff and Lunar landing of Apollo XI.

Next was Buzz Aldrin. Aldrin wasted little time on platitudes, and went right into, “Why haven’t we landed on Mars yet?” I happen to agree with most of Aldrin’s arguments, and I am tired of the political timidity of US leadership.

Mike Collins spoke next, and as I expected, he was more philosophical than Aldrin. Collins strikes me as more of a “neutral” thinker with a healthy sense of humor. His remarks reflected that, and he focused more on the personal impact of having been to the Moon and returning. He closed his remarks with, “I guess you could put ‘Lucky’ on my tombstone, but not too soon.”

Finally Neil Armstrong came up. He focused on what he saw as the three catalysts for the mission to the Moon: Goddard, Governance, and Geophysics.

Here’s a little NY Daily News piece.

The remarks of these three ordinary who served as the face of a team of some 400,000 Americans who achieved something singularly remarkable were, themselves, remarkable in their perspective, thoughtfulness and frankness.

It’s just a shame that our countrymen can’t be persuaded to seriously consider their positions.

Chris Hitchens!

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Just one request, Mr. Hitchens… Could you please refrain from mumbling. I’m interested in what you have to say.

My goodness! I’m all over the place!

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

I now have an account on ThinkAtheist.com.

Here’s my profile there: http://www.thinkatheist.com/profiles/blog/list?user=1nkymx6453jlp

Am I spreading myself too thin? ;)

Busy week for Hollywood Undertakers

Friday, June 26th, 2009

In light of all the dying that’s been going on in Hollywood lately, I got to thinking.

Ed McMahon, really was a poster boy for what’s wrong with humanity. Not that he WAS what’s wrong with humanity, but he was afflicted with what is wrong with humanity.

Our society seems to have a collective dream for immortality, but, as a society, we have no interest in supporting the people living the dream. Fifty years ago, if you lived to be 80, that was really something! Now, if you don’t live to 80 people think you were a self-abusive monster.

Poor Ed. He outlived his bankroll, and we all just watched, gasping through clenched teeth as he was reduced to dressing up as a rapper and doing “sell your gold” commercials. It’s sad. Sure, he was living the Hollywood life, and spending with vigor, but there’s plenty of people down here who are stuck on the same treadmill. Forced out of work because of mandatory retirement, but needing to work because inflation and corporate robber-barons Madoff with all their retirement savings. Relegated to minimum wage jobs to pay for their drugs so that can live longer, so they can work more, so they can pay for their drugs, so they can live longer…. Anybody remember that PSA?

What’s the difference?

Then, there’s Michael… always living way beyond his means….and way outside reality. Hmm… what could that be a metaphor for?

Then, there was Farrah. A little bit of Ed, a little bit of Michael, and a whole lot of 70’s living coming home to roost.

Each is sad in their own way, but each is also instructive. Take this chance to see past the tragedy, to the lessons these lives have to teach.

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Thursday, June 18th, 2009

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Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Some knownothing shitheel broke into my Rav and made off with my 3 year old tomtom. Idiot. Like it’s worth something on the black market. I don’t even think you can get firmware updates for it anymore. What’s worse is that it happened in my own driveway. So, now I’m waiting for a cop to show up so I can file a report. So, thanks to this numbnuts, I get to waste a perfect kayaking day. Even if I wasn’t going to file a police report, I’d still be cleaning glass out of the car for the better part of the day… And I get to waste tomorrow shopping around for a replacement window.

Shit

Google Wave.

Friday, May 29th, 2009

While Microsoft was off reinventing the search wheel (in much the same fashion as it reinvented the portable music player wheel, by adding angles and unnecessary jangly bits), Google was off in Australia doing the foundational work for Google Wave.

The Rasmussen brothers, who brought us Google Maps, are heading up the dev team on Wave, and it looks spectacular.

There’s a demo video at wave.google.com. It’s about an hour and a half long… so… you kind of have to commit some time to it, but… it’s really spiffy. It’s a collaboration tool that seems to have almost boundless potential.

Take a little time and watch the video. It’s bitchin’!