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		<title>NewsUndies-20100730 (NU1030)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
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All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news for July 30, 2010, Including&#8230;
$2M For A Wedding?
Poll Questions Wander Into Weeds
Vatican to Gay Priests: GTFO
It&#8217;s A Video Game.
Is Jersey Shore The Problem?
Required National Service
Kepler Smacks Down God Again
Chevy&#8217;s 4-Passenger Locomotive
Have You Ever Wanted To Run For Office?
Jailbreaking Legal - In The Nerdy Sense
&#8230;and much more!
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		<title>NewsUndies 20100723 (NU1029)</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/07/22/newsundies-20100723-nu1029/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 01:17:16 +0000</pubDate>
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All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news for July 23, 2010
Moving On?
BREAKING NEWS: Iraq Not Connected To 9/11
Ted Haggard Is Back! Oh, Good.
America&#8217;s Wacky Third Party
More Family Values From The House Of Gibson
Whose Life Is It Anyway?
Aliens Relieved: Jobs Admits Being Human
Non-Story Continues To Grip America
Oh, To Be Brought Down By A Craigslist Ad.
BP Can&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NewsUndies-20100716 (NU1028)</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/07/15/newsundies-20100716-nu1028/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
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All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news for Jult 16, 2010 
Time For A Career Change?
Michael Steele Still Has A Job
Robert Schuller Retiring
Alleged Wife-Beater, Anti-Semite.  What\\&#8217;s Not To Love?
Last Airbender = FAIL
Corporate Spin Control
A Less-Than-Stellar Showing
Girl Taken In By Douche-Bag, Dumped.  This is news?
Adulteress Gone To Dogs, Claims Cousin
Vuvuzelas Silenced.  Permanently?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NewsUndies for June 25, 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/23/newsundies-for-june-25-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 02:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news for June 25, 2010, including:
Cities Go Mental Wooing Sports Star
Barton Apology Works Head AND Shaft
Touchdown!  God Spikes Jesus!
This Is Me Not Caring
Vanessa Carlton&#8217;s Big Bi Deal
Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night&#8230;
CNN Asks:  Is the Mouse Dead?
The Last Rodeo Drags On
Teenage Angst: Kill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Peter Frampton and Yes</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/18/peter-frampton-and-yes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 03:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw Peter Frampton and Yes live at Mohegan Sun on Wednesday.
The contrast between the acts is the difference, in my eyes, or ears, between rock-n-roll and playing a lot of notes.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong&#8230; Steve Howe is an agonizingly competent guitarist, and the rest of the Yes gang certainly knows what they&#8217;re doing&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NewsUndies-20100625 (NU1024)</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/17/newsundies-20100625-nu1024/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news, including:
GOOOOOAAALLLL!
The Only Thing Missing Was Sarah Palin
Mother Theresa.  Let&#8217;s Move On, Shall We?
Fool or Fox?  Perhaps Just A Jackass.
The Lohan-down
The President&#8217;s Demeanor
Scary Linux Headline, Banal IRC Content.
Smith/Chan - The Unnecessary Reboot
Lights Out, Lights On, Light Up
The Sausage King of Virginia Is Dead
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		<title>NewsUndies for June 11, 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/09/newsundies-for-june-11-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/09/newsundies-for-june-11-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news for June 11, 2010, including:
Christina Aguilera&#8217;s Light-Up Crotch
John Boehner Loses Remaining Touch With Reality
British Petroleum
The Burden of Birth
New, From Apple, It&#8217;s ThNew, From AppNew, FNew!
Helen Thomas
Washington man packs light for jail time.
Anonymity, Personalized Just For You!
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		<title>NewsUndies 20100604 (NU1022)</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/03/newsundies-20100604-nu1022/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/06/03/newsundies-20100604-nu1022/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
All the news that shouldn&#8217;t be news for June 4, 2010, including:
The BP Oil Disaster
Thunderstorm Disrupts Memorial Day for Obama
Pope&#8217;s Pointless Visit to Cyprus
Al and Tipper Gore
Gary Coleman is Dead.
OpposingViewpoints: The Gaza Flotilla Clash
Google Dumps Windows, Har-Har.
Ray Stevens
Nude Maids, but that&#8217;s not the weird part.
BP: Burping Petroleum
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		<title>Moose Weintraub Archive - First 10 Episodes</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/05/29/moose-weintraub-archive-first-10-episodes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/05/29/moose-weintraub-archive-first-10-episodes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 11:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Finally!  The first 10 episodes of Moose Weintraub&#8217;s Sports Half-Minute are out as individual videos!  Here&#8217;s a playlist!  Watch them in order!
You can also check them out  individually here:
NewsUndies YouTube Channel
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		<title>My time with the Sony Dash</title>
		<link>http://www.ursuspacificus.net/blog/index.php/2010/05/23/my-time-with-the-sony-dash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 16:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought a Sony Dash.  I gave it a chance.  I worked my way through the tedious process of setting it up, particularly getting it to pick up photos from my own web server&#8230;  Tried out some widgets&#8230; cursed the clock, because, out of nowhere, it decided I lived in California, but [...]]]></description>
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